In honor of Valentine’s Day, Menopause The Musical is bringing the Love Goddess herself, Judy Tenuta, back home to perform in the long-running hit that celebrates and satirizes the issues confronting women of a certain age. Ms. Tenuta and her accordion will spice up the Golden Oldies that underlie Menopause The Musical’s songs, and her ad-libs are sure to spice up more than the songs. Ms. Tenuta—who once headlined International Mister Leather—has achieved GLBT cult status. Menopause The Musical doesn’t normally cater to GLBT audiences, but Petite Flower Tenuta surely will toss you an insult or two if you’re there. Apollo Theater; (773) 935-6100; $46.50. Judy Tenuta appears Feb. 14-18 only.