Babes with Blades—those brazen, brawling, breakneck, bodacious battling broads of bedlam and brouhaha—are back with another show of flesh, flash, flair, finesse, mayhem, mischief and muscle entitled An Affair of Honor, presenting two original one-act plays commissioned by the Babes themselves; to wit: ‘Mrs. Dire’s House of Crumpets and Solutions,’ set in 19th-century London, and ‘Satisfaction,’ set in 1895 New Orleans. Both are sure to offer rapier wit, razor’s-edge tension and sharp-as-a-tack jokes. Better than a joust, Babes with Blades’ An Affair of Honor plays through May 14 at Viaduct Theatre; (773) 275-0440; $18.