Dorm Life 6 by Cocodorm.com
Pubert from the North side enlists Lemony Lickit from the South side to get opinions that aren’t so black and white. P and L won’t leave you on the down low, and will get you out the house to rent the video!
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
Pubert: They’re flipping the bird to anyone looking at the cover!
Lemony: Yeah, why are they so aggressive? This movie is rated F for Freaky.
P: People might get so offended they might never pick this one up!
In a college dorm somewhere we begin with four freaky freshmen doing some homework.
P: They must be studying How to Strip 101.
L: What’s up with the yellow walls and yellow sheets?
P: He’s wearing chain necklaces and they are getting in the way of the blowjob.
L: He’s wearing little handcuffs as jewelry.
P: The video just moves right along. This is all choreographed.
L: These guys are in tune. He’s sucking so loud!
P: One of them is too girly. Talk about an African queen. That’s a black hole, brother.
L: Yeah, who is he, the ass inspector? He is trying to be cool with the FTL underwear.
P: Inspector Gadget. What is FTL?
L: Fruit of the Loom, ha ha. He needs to take off the socks. What, is that herpes on his ass?
P: Talk about red eye. He keeps looking at the camera.
L: This is like Twister with all the guys in the same room. Right hand yellow!
P: Maybe he’s an acrobat.
Next we upgrade with smoking sophomores on a red futon.
P: There’s a huge banner with Cocodorm.com on the wall. That is product placement for you!
L: There is no music. This is awkward and creepy.
P: One guy keeps grinning at the camera. That’s freaking me out!
L: It makes the scene unbelievable. Does he have makeup on his butt?
It’s Coco Boys Gone Wild as jumping juniors get nasty in the room.
L: Look at his tongue. He’s acting like it is a lollipop!
P: I think he’s high. He has a dazed look on his face.
L: Why is he shaking like that?
P: He’s getting his engine started… He has an ugly penis.
Time to graduate with soulful seniors passing final examinations.
L: Nice Rainbow Brite bedsheets. I see the camera!
P: He’s slurping so loud it is going to wake the neighbors.
L: Oh my god, he’s blowing bubbles in his asshole.
P: He’s like a bubble machine. Weird!
L: These guys are young. I feel like a pedophile watching this.
P: Did they go into college campuses and recruit these guys? Cocodorm.com needs to go back to film school before making Dorm Life 7.
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Lemony: Finger down the throat.
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