Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: My friends hate her.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: Her wardrobe is dominated by Peter Pan collars and the color mauve.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She doesn’t find my dogs interesting or amusing.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She went to London for a business trip and returned with a lifetime’s collection of British affectations.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She has never watched an episode of ‘The Simpsons.’
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She drinks tea, not coffee.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She rarely laughs at my jokes.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She never reaches for the check.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She doesn’t like Sinatra.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She never remembers her friends’ birthdays.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She thinks I drink too much.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She believes you should ‘eat to live’ not ‘live to eat.’
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She refuses to dress up for Halloween.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She’s ambivalent about her sexuality.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She never answers her phone.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: Her cryptic emails are designed to be misinterpreted and to make the recipient feel vulnerable and insecure.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She’s always at least 15 minutes late.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She thinks the word ‘love’ is trite.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: You must agree to a long list of rules and restrictions before climbing into bed with her.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She corrects me when I mispronounce a word.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She litters her dialog with French phrases.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She insists on using cloth napkins at all meals.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: I think she may be married.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She seems to enjoy firing people.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She stares blankly into mid-distance when I try to express my feelings.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: She refers to pigs as swine.
Pro: She’s really cute!
Con: The evidence suggests that she has no soul.
Final tally: The pros far outweigh the cons. I’m in love!
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