Groeper: Lots of good stars on the cover.
Pubert: Looks like we are in hot water!
Damien Cross starts off this video by masturbating to a video.
P: Why does a guy that cute need to beat off?
G: We all gotta do it sometime. It’s raining outside, hence the theme.
P: So the video he is watching comes to life.
G: How artsy.
P: These guys are all wet!
G: It’s actually raining outside while we are watching this video; how appropriate.
P: I couldn’t have planned this better.
G: Wet, sloppy blowjobs.
P: It’s cool how it goes back and forth.
G: Real life to video.
P: They are taking turns on an aluminum chair.
G: That one looks like he is on steroids.
Two guys taking a shower …
G: Jeremy Hall was just at Market Days.
P: I saw the pics of him there, very nice.
G: These guys are hot.
P: Victor gets a thumbs up for his dick sucking.
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G: Very vocal.
P: He has a big one all right and so long.
G: He looks like Will from Will & Grace.
P: They each get two cumshots.
G: Titan knows how to make a long video.
P: They could work on their editing.
G: Check out that guy’s quads.
P: His cum is like taffy.
While watching the video, our star finally gets to get off.
G: Hurray.
P: I bet he feels better now.
A three way for the big finish, involving the solo star to boot.
G: Man, these guys are cute.
P: It’s like a double hot dog sandwich.
G: Our star gets some real love.
P: How sweet.
G: When Eddie Stone comes to visit, it’s not a problem.
P: He’s taking a hard ride.
G: Shut up and take it, Eddie!
P: This last scene is the best scene.
G: His veins are bulging.
P: And the cum is building.
G: We are getting closer…
P: And closer…
G: Finally, he shoots. He scores!
P: I like the fact that Damien Rice is smiling.
G: Yeah, on the cover he takes himself so seriously.
P: This is not a summer video like I thought, but good for a rainy Monday.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
Pubert: Watery thumbs up the butt.
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