Pubert: I am interviewing Dean Monroe for next week’s column.

Groeper: I considered buying this one, so I think I will like it.

Two men are swapping head in a room somewhere.

P: What’s with all the closeups?

G: And where are they? A gynecologist or urologist office?

P: Well, it has a stirrup chair.

G: Hot blowjob!

P: I like how he is kissing it.

G: Then they kiss each other.

P: He just said, ‘hot cocksucker man.’

G: Partially shaven. Trimmed but not all the way.

P: Not one-sided in this video; everyone gets a turn.

G: Nick Capra is into verbal. I like the stirrup chair now.

P: Oh, he’s staring at him. Creepy …

G: He’s so loud when he comes.

P: He’s a screamer.

G: Licking off his own cum… now that’s hot.

Solo scene on the steps of a hallway.

G: Too twinkish.

P: He has a nice dick.

G: But this is kinda dull. I don’t like solo scenes.

P: Playing with toys makes it fun.

G: Another solo scene after that one?

P: And another.

G: This is weird.

P: Now I get it, they all jack off together in a group after the solo acts.

A couple of buds have some fun.

P: That’s Hans Ebson.

G: Buddy Ebsen?

P: No, Hans Ebson. I interviewed him one time.

G: You should have everyone you interviewed in one video together.

P: Is that an unfinished tattoo he has? Is he working toward paying it off?

G: I don’t like the lighting.

P: Not as good as the first scene.

G: There is no connection with these guys.

P: Hans looks like he is pain.

A heartbeat pounds in the background as a horny bald black man fantasizes about Dean Monroe.

P: They are kissing through a chain link fence.

G: And now he’s getting a blowjob through it.

P: He can get scratched that way.

G: He’s a sex pig. He doesn’t worry about that stuff.

P: That dick’s bouncing.

G: The leopard skin ottoman ruins it.

P: It’s bad drag queen furniture. Check out Dean riding him.

G: He’s got skills.

P: I can hardly wait to interview him.

Last but not least, we have a four way on a bench at the end.

G: This is a fun multiethnic video.

P: People just having sex. I am everyday people.

G: Over two hours long. I like the bloopers too.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

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