Pubert: Intense message at the beginning about using condoms.

Groeper: This is a bareback video. It’s like they are trying to cover up something.

P: Their butts, so to speak …

G: How will I understand what’s going on in this video if I haven’t seen part one?

P: Well, we have a twinky ranch hand walking around a farm. It’s real deep.

G: Everyone’s so skinny.

P: And that guy just called everyone he ran into ‘Slim.’

G: I like his underwear.

P: But don’t leave out all the bad clothing.

G: Oh, a three way on a fence post, how fun.

P: Interesting location.

G: This video is very European for a ranch video.

P: Well, the Euro is expensive. Maybe that’s why they filmed this in America.

G: That one is hopping from dick to dick.

P: And the big finish is on a blanket.

G: Chunky cum to boot.

P: These guys don’t even know how to ride horses in this next scene.

G: So this guy has a solo scene on a tree stump.

P: You just thought it was solo. His friends are showing up now.

G: One of the cowboys just fell off his horse.

P: What did I say? They need to take riding lessons. They are all back on the seat and leaning about to fall.

G: The cute boi is getting a massage from a fellow rancher.

P: A jolly rancher!

G: I wonder if this video is not doing anything for me because I just don’t like twinks or it’s just a bad video.

P: Welcome to my world. I go through that all the time as a reviewer.

G: He’s having trouble getting back on the horse

P: That’s an accident waiting to happen.

G: Except it’s a horse of a different color!

P: What language are they speaking?

G: English.

P: But with a Swedish accent? That is bizarre.

G: Everyone is in bunk beds for the last scene.

P: This is gonna end with a big bang.

G: More cute underwear.

P: Well, you know those twinks luv their undies.

G: How many people are in this room?

P: Like 10 people double bunked in here.

G: Oh, some guys just walked in drunk.

P: Just getting home from the bars, how typical.

G: Now they are getting naked and frisky.

P: This is turning into an orgy.

G: Too much is going on. My problem with group videos is that it’s hard to focus on what is happening.

P: Yeah, the camera is hopping from one to another.

G: Bad production.

P: These ranchers need some more training, whether they are bareback or not…

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