Our Latino editor (he likes ’em spicy) and porn pusher Pubert stumbled upon some place called San Marcos this past week, all under the watchful eye of Nightspots favorite Latin Soul. I tried to find the address but couldn’t. Guess you’ll just have to ask around.
A stunningly large congratulations to Touché on their triumphant 30th anniversary! Kudos to Chuck and the whole team. I popped in last night just in time for the Full Moon contest. And in keeping with the holiday theme (fags just can’t stop decorating) David had cut out eyes and mouths and we all grabbed some Scotch tape and got to pumpkining up the bare butts. That sounds much dirtier than it is. And it was plenty dirty. Thanks to the team of Joes who volunteered for our Touché cover this week.
This was, of course, right after getting back (or front) from Crew for the Hot Jock contest. We strive to provide a well-rounded education here at Nightspots.
Never thought I’d see an act at Sidetrack’s Night of 100 Drag Queens that would make me want to vomit, but lo and behold. This bitch comes out in a bloodied gauzy, white gown and proceeds to birth conjoined twins in a fierce squat. After severing the umbilical cord with her teeth, she sprayed the stage with afterbirth. Not your typical night at Sidetrack. But hey, all for Equality IL, right?
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