Special Guest:

Photographer/Actor

John Ganun

entertainer of the year

Jon Stewart (though he owes it all to GW). – John

Beyoncé. – Pubert, Andrew

Justin Timberlake. – Kirk

Who else? Britney! The album sux, but the rest of the show was amazing. – graysong

Britney Spears, for all the wrong reasons. – Creaoke

It’s a toss up between Lohan and Winehouse. – Robb

Carrie Underwood. – Kathleen

Amy Winehouse, because train wrecks are SO entertaining. – Amy

Something your hometown is known for

It’s called Blissfied. Need I say more? – John

Cooking possums. – Pubert

Church capitol of the world. – Kirk

Seafood (Chesapeake, Va.). – Andrew

It’s way easier to score pot in Hanover Park than Carol Stream. That’s about it. – Amy

Ironically enough, it’s been named the ‘Politest City in America’ some umpteen years running. – graysong

Cocaine, the mob, and high school dropouts. . – Robb

Pierogis. – Kathleen

The skyline. – Creaoke

Do you believe that no, some, most or all politicians are corrupt?

I think we have some great politicians, but they’re handcuffed by lobbyists. – John

Some. – Pubert, Andrew

‘Corrupt’ is such an ugly word. We prefer ‘opportunistic.’ – graysong

Most . – Kathleen

I thought the definition of politician was ‘corrupt asshole.’ – Amy

Every single politician is corrrupt. – Robb

Most, careening towards all. – Kirk

All. – Creaoke

“I’m most likely to lie about my…”

If I told you, then I couldn’t lie about it anymore. – John

11-inch penis. – Kirk

Penchant for lying. – Andrew

Checkered past. – Pubert

Hometown, and my views on politicians. – Robb

Partner. – Creaoke

Weight. According to my driver’s license, I’m roughly a size 4. – Amy

Answers for Nightspots Mafia. – graysong

Speeding to cops. – Kathleen

Your idea of an “extreme” activity

Is this a Cosmo sex quiz? – John

Glacier surfing. – Andrew

Base jumping. – Creaoke

Honesty. – Kirk

Staying home and cleaning house. – Kathleen

Bungee jumping. – Pubert

Cheetos Wrangling. I can take down a large bag of the Flamin’ Hot ones. – graysong

Taking out the garbage. – Amy

Believing in God. – Robb