Get on your game when Mars
enters Leo. Not only do you
have reserves of energy just
waiting to be squandered, you
find others are green with envy
at all you can accomplish.
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL
20) Proud Rambos ramp
up their quota of fun. Your
inspiration is inspired and
your gay muse is sent into
overdrive. The week also
brings party hearty times and
even a fleeting romance. Life
is interesting. How interesting
is entirely up to you…
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY
21) Find excuses to make your
home a beehive of activity.
Even festering family issues
can be deftly handled. Enter
negotiations with a clear head
and the ability to see both
sides of an argument. Then
use unfair advantage to get
things to go your way.
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)
Get your point of view across
this week. Not only do you get
languishing projects off the
ground, the best of them wind
up moving on their own steam.
Pink Twins are all mouth now.
See how far that mouth of
yours can propel you.
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY
23) Splash your money all
over town but try to capture
and save a few drops for when
your well is dry. Gay Crabs
find that if they maintain some
fiscal restraint now, they will
have a nice surplus at the end
of the road. It is not as taxing
as you think!
LEO (JULY 24 – AUG. 23)
Proud Lions have personality
plus when Mars fires up
in their own sign. Climb the
social ladder. Soon you will
find yourself surrounded by
movers and shakers. Move,
shake and then bake with the
best of them.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 – SEPT. 23)
There is a certain verve and
panache to all your actions.
Use it to your advantage; there
is much to be done and not
a great deal of time to do it.
Grand causes call for grand
designs. Pull out the blueprints
and start to build your pink
palace.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 – OCT. 23)
Naturally friendly gay Libras
become a major social force.
Not only can you command the
group dynamic, you expand
your circle of friends into a
global community. Blog it, slog
it, but don’t hog it. Plan an
extravaganza that makes the
tabloids seem tame.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 – NOV.
22) You are a velvet glove
wrapped around an iron fist.
Fall back on charm when you
are sorely tempted to scream.
The secret is, of course, to
avoid emotional rainstorms
that can turn your successful
act into ruinous rust. Think
sunny thoughts and forge
ahead.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 –
DEC. 22) Take a vacation if
you have time and dough. If
you’re short on either ingredient,
expand and enliven your
immediate world with little
interesting extras. Spicy food
and or spicy company can
do wonders for your frame of
mind and overall disposition.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 – JAN.
20) Pink Caps are particularly
sexy, fearless, confident and
full of energy. Use this extra
portion of charisma to entice
some new admirers to your
lair. Be generous, regal and
benevolent. Hurry and make
your skidmarks before you run
out of gas.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 – FEB.
19) Aqueerians can count on
the strong support of partners.
Hey, you can’t help but feel
pretty lucky. However, do not
tempt the fates with outrageously
destructive behavior.
There are some things even
the most patient and loyal relationships
cannot overcome.
PISCES (FEB. 20 – MARCH
20) Guppies can take the
workplace by storm. As appealing
as being the ruler of
the watercooler may sound, I
advise you to put this energy
into where it will have the most
long-lasting effect: on your
fitness and diet. It’s easier
to play the field when your
uniform fits properly.
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