Just when you thought things
were fairly under control, Neptune
retrogrades and causes
untold confusion and crazy
dreams. Ah, but like all else,
though, this too shall pass… in
a couple of months!
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL
20) Neptune lures you into a
social swirl that turns into a
riptide. Are you going in the
direction you want or floating
along with the crowd? Reevaluate
what you are getting
from certain pals. If there is
more to life, clear your head,
wait and watch.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY
21) It is the wise queer Bull
who refrains from letting their
imagination take control.
Don’t upset your progress by
pressing on issues that need
time, patience and presence
of mind. Basically, if you can’t
say anything nice, it is best to
whine out of earshot.
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)
Planning a great escape? You
may find that you get lost or
that is costs you more than
you anticipated. In addition,
it’s not a great time to pursue
legal issues. Quietly plot your
strategy and get justice when
the scales are balanced again
in the summer.
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY
23) It will be difficult to make
sense of all the psychological
static. (All those ‘revelations’
may be gas.) All is not lost
though, lover; you can revel in
the pure enjoyment of sex for
sex’s sake without having to
worry about any sparks of self
discovery.
LEO (JULY 24 – AUG. 23)
Relationships may hit a
temporary snag. Proud Lions
may roar the wrong thing or
misinterpret partners’ actions.
Best laid plans fall to ruin if you
rock the boat. Let things stew
and slowly cook before you
bite into any major relationship
decisions.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 – SEPT. 23)
Queer Virgins must sit back
and reprioritize at work. You
can be moved by false deadlines
and phony alarms. And
remember, it’s never too late to
revamp your diet. Your current
ice cream and chocolate sauce
diet will not do the trick.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 – OCT. 23)
Fun may have a way of getting
way out of hand. Proud Libras
can fritter away carefully
accumulated riches. Even your
artistic muse needs a respite.
Keep a harmless flirtation
where it belongs – frothy and
fun. (Some prefer it that way
anyway.)
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 – NOV.
22) What can possibly go
wrong next around the house?
Happily, this is a passing
phase. Why don’t you lock the
door, play a little night music
and curl up with a good friend.
If the electricity has been shut
off, make music in the dark.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 –
DEC. 22) Communications
gone awry will go doubly
awry at this time. Avoid any
important interviews if you
possibly can for now. Yet, your
innate honesty and limited patience
for autocrats can ignite
smoldering embers to a raging
fire. Revolution anyone?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 – JAN.
20) What you believe to be a
safe and sound strategy may
turn out to be more woolly
than you expect. Keep your
eyes on the prize and do your
homework, but don’t spend a
buck until you have checked
out options and your gravy
train is back on track.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 – FEB.
19) You’re impatient with others
now. Advice: Zip the lip and
find a quiet spot to mediate.
Your attempts to make the
perfect first impression will not
go as planned. If there was
any excuse to curl up with a
good book and a glass (or two)
of wine, this is it.
PISCES (FEB. 20 – MARCH
20) Have you uncovered a fabulous
secret? This supposed
‘secret’ may be off-track and
best left unannounced. Guppies
may have ‘fin in mouth.’
Glide through the next two
months with relaxing therapies
such as yoga. Assume the
lotus position.
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