On the off chance that you have some secret fantasy involving creaming in my cute little face, get ready for fruition!
I am participating in this year’s Charity Pie Toss for Equality IL. Stop by Sidetrack on Saturday, August 29 to bid on your chance to cream me good for a good cause. Check out the ad on page 2 for a list of other pie recipients (including one Ms. Tracy “Publisher” Baim) and for more info on the event. I do so love a rousing public humiliation. And the charity angle seals the deal!
If you have not had benefit of enjoying the Windy City Gay Rodeo, get yer behind down to Six Guns Ranch this weekend. Check out ilgra.com for a list of bus departures. It’s the social event of the season.
Or just come along on the annual FAHOOTCHED! bar crawl on Thursday. If you’re not sure what FAHOOTCHED means, you may have a better idea after these queens get a hold of you.
In an effort to squeeze in more quality photographs, we’re gonna cut it short this week. Make sure to look for our next issue on September 2. It is issue #1000 (Nightlines started in 1990, for fuck’s sake) and will feature some best-of type crap from the Nightspots era (2001-present).
So enjoy these photos from the Drag Queen Car Wash in the 7-11 parking lot this past Saturday. Catch more high-heeled hijinx at this year’s Spike’d Drag Queen Volleyball event at a private Rogers Park beach on Sunday, August 23. See spikeddragvolleyball.org for more info.
kirk@windycitytimes.com