Pubert: I love the idea of a Jersey Shore parody… makes me want to fist-pump!
Groeper: This porn has been mentioned on TMZ and CNN.
P: Did you know that I met Snooki? She is so crazy!
G: Pauly D. is the one for me but I can settle for Pauly G. in this flick. Look at that bubble butt!
“The Stimulation” introduces himself in the opening credits.
P: He has the Guido act down pat.
G: I love the fact that he is obsessed with his own body.
P: This is the first time Dean has appeared outside of his own website ClubDean.com.
G: He keeps telling the new guy Sammy that he is not gay.
P: But he’s making Sammy do naked squats for him.
G: Sammy will do anything to be the new roommate.
P: The set designer who put the Italian flags on the table is a genius!
G: Sammy has some throat skills.
P: He knows what to do with an Italian sausage.
G: He’s doing a weird stabbing on the side of Sammy’s mouth with his cock.
P: I call it the “fish hook!”
G: Stimmy is so obsessed with his muscles that he doesn’t even pay attention to the blowjob.
P: Talk about getting into your character.
G: There is lots of ass play for a couple of straight dudes.
P: His hole is getting stimulated. GTL stands for Gay Talented Licking in this case!
Vinnie, Pauly G. and Ronnie meet up in the bathroom of the house.
G: Pauly is taking forever doing his hair.
P: The other two bust down the door and there is a tussle.
G: How many fights to do I have that ends up with sucking a penis? I have lost count.
P: Is this video sponsored by Ed Hardy? Everyone is wearing a shirt or underwear from that company.
G: After the three-way they run over to finish grooming in the mirror.
P: Hilarious! That was classic.
The boys hit the bar for a night out on the town.
G: Taking shots and losing their shirts to show off their physiques, nice.
P: They are drinking “fuzzy buttholes.”
G: You can’t stop at just one drink…make mine a double!
P: Is a stranger going to hit one of them in the face, like the show?
G: OMG, Ronnie punched Angelo instead!
P: Angelo is putting the make on the new guy in the corner.
G: They are having sex on a stage in the bar and no one notices.
P: Maybe Jersey boys are so self-absorbed that they don’t see them.
It’s closing time for D-Wow as the bartender and Mike are the last ones standing.
G: “The Stimulation” cannot get enough of himself.
P: Could he kiss any louder on D-Wow’s chest?
G: I hope D doesn’t fall off those bar stools wearing those gym socks.
P: Mike just shot Wow in the eye!
G: D didn’t wow me with his own cumshot. He was a little squirter.
P: The in-between scenes with the actors talking to the camera MTV style is picture perfect.
G: There was even some behind-the-scenes antics during the credits.
P: All that’s missing is the duck telephone and the hot tub on the roof.
Pubert: Big thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the Italian butt.
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