Frat Boy Fuck Down
Channel 1 Releasing
Starring Mario Costa and Ryan Raz
Pubert: Dean Monroe is coming to town and guess who is talking to him?
Groeper: Is that a trick question?
P: I am sure there will be a lot Tricks that weekend. It’s IML!
G: I can hardly wait. A “13 man orgy” sounds right up my alley.
P: Or down your chimney.
Six men in a dark-curtained warehouse are in various states of oral pleasure.
G: Not a lot of talking in this one.
P: Or plot, for that matter.
G: But a lot of spitting and choking.
P: That was the loudest slurp I have heard with Dean Monroe sucking Johnny Hazzard.
G: It’s in stereo surround sound.
P: The other couple is playing slip the salami.
G: He’s humping his hand like a hot dog in heat.
P: Now it’s more like slap the salami.
G: I think hide the salami could be coming next.
P: He’s beating his chest like a gorilla.
G: What is that table? It looks like a wagon wheel from Little House on the Prairie.
P: He better watch out for splinters with his naked body spread eagle on it.
G: They could have at least thrown down a saddle blanket.
P: Couple number three has the sloppiest ass licker ever.
G: And talk about props—they are on a creaky couch.
P: They are all licking asses now.
G: It’s like synchronized swimming.
P: Well, look what the cat o’ nine tails dragged in. Mathew Rush just walked up!
G: And he’s bald as the day he was born and wearing a jockstrap.
P: I bet he was born wearing that jockstrap.
G: Some people are just “Born This Way.”
P: Goo goo gaga, very funny …
G: Of course Matt is heading over to the big name celebrity pros Johnny and Dean.
P: Literally a starfucker!
G: Now Dean has his hands and mouth full.
P: The only one getting fucked so far is the guy on the wagon wheel.
G: Is he the “Frat Boy?”
P: He sounds like he’s from Michigan. They could have called this Blue Collar Fuck Down instead.
The Alpha Alpha Omega frat brothers enter with a new pledge.
G: Hilarious, the porn crew says, “Give him to us!”
P: It’s like blindfolded fresh meat off the bone.
G: This could be an MTV series!
P: This is old school meeting new recruits.
G: The video got a lot hotter bringing in some new blood.
P: The kid barely gets to breathe between blowjobs.
G: He sounds like he’s choking to death!
P: Or might lose his lunch.
G: The frat brother’s faces are priceless.
P: Dean’s accent is so precious. “Chew the foreskin” with a British flare.
G: “Poppycock!”
P: They all have a different style of swordplay in the guy’s mouth.
G: Some are big, some are little. Short, tall, porn’s got room for all!
P: The twinks are joining in.
G: These are the amateurs learning from the master.
P: Teach me Obi-Wan Kenobi … and use the force.
G: I see lots of light sabers but if Yoda shows up I am out of here!
P: The new kids on the block have a few tricks too.
G: OMG someone just exclaimed, “It’s mystery meat as he shoved it down frat boys froat.”
P: His throat, you mean …
G: Yes, I had a frog in my froat.
P: This is a college mixer that I wish I had when I was in school.
G: Hats off to Chi Chi who continues to give fresh ideas to something that could have gone stale.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the last hour of the film.
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