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Remember community ally (and super-sweet human being) Merry Mary at 2 pm, Sunday, March 11 at Cell Block. Join together with friends and well-wishers to share stories of this esteemed member of Chicago’s Gay and Lesbian Hall of Fame, whom we lost too early last December at the age of 77.

@mosphere celebrates a full decade of decadence (Is that where that word comes from? Sorry, just had an etymology epiphany) this Sunday, March 4. See divas Angelique Munro, Regina Upright, and Tori Sass, along with hot male dancers Fabion and Jay, DJ David Byrne and Tomas the Magician. Congratulate Charlie on 10 great years!

For all of you who have accused me of being fake, you may be right. After all, I had to be … wait for it … “made up” at Scot’s. Mikey had a swanky face-painting station at this year’s Mardi Gras karaoke. We both agreed that one simple design on the right cheek was the way to go. Asymmetry is all the rage this year in fashion circles. Well, fashion trapezoids anyway.

And for the guy who accused me of being classy (with a heaping teaspoonful of sarcasm), I present this shot of me getting some fresh air at Jackhammer’s annual Undie-oke. I strive for a sort of classy classlessness. I think this look hits the nail on the head!

kirk@windycitytimes.com