Pubert: Knock Knock!

Groeper: Who’s there?

P: A Cockwork orange!

G: Can you believe A Clockwork Orange is now 40 years old?

P: So am I!

With a fuzzy television on in the background, two men make out in bowler hats and orange jock straps in a living room.

G: Look at those abs. Now that is what I call a washboard!

P: Scrub your jock on it.

G: That gives me ideas …

P: The set is modern and the music works.

G: Stanley Kubrick, eat your heart out.

P: These stars are genuinely turned on and that is a sight to see.

G: Oops, the bowler just came off.

P: The better to ram a penis down the throat, my dear.

G: Yeah, he couldn’t really grab the back of his hair with a hat on.

P: He’s working him on that couch. Ride it baby!

G: “You like it?”

P: The little Dutch boy has his finger in the hole.

G: And his tongue …

P: Look what he just plugged it up with!

G: Damn!

P: I haven’t heard noises like that since my Aunt Ellen caught the kitchen on fire!

G: He’s using a wooden bat on his ass.

P: The top hit a home run with that cum shot.

The next scene begins immediately with two new derby wearing boys.

G: These guys are going at it with gusto!

P: We have a spitter.

G: And more pierced nipples than you can shake a dick at.

P: Don’t forget the pierced penis.

G: How could I?

P: Woah, he almost lost his hat he got so excited.

G: The gray furniture is in stark contrast to the sex going on.

Couple number three start their coupling in the same room.

P: I am beginning to see a pattern here.

G: These men have been trimmed.

P: Trimmed, but scruffy on the face.

G: The hair must be hard to clean with all of that jizz in it.

After a flash to the fuzzy TV the last couple gets down to business on the bed.

P: I like how the bed sheets match everything.

G: The carpet matches the drapes.

P: Gray is the color of the day.

G: I definitely see a method to this madness.

P: This is the gay answer to Cody Cummings’ Cockwork Cody.

G: I’m surprised there was no one forced to watch sex with their eyes opened.

P: That scene in the original gave me the chills.

G: The only thing I can say negative about this version is it’s a bit repetitious.

P: The sex and guys are really hot and everyone seems very into each scene.

G: The bowler hats, orange jocks, and knee socks keep the party jumping.

P: This video should keep fans of the original working their cocks for another 40 years!

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

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