From Lucas Entertainment. Starring Vito Gallo and Adrian Long.
Pubert: After IML I am going on a retreat.
Groeper: We need a vacation after all
those leather men.
P: It looks like they were caught in the a
ct on these stairs from this cover.
G: Maybe the cameraman broke into
their cabin.
P: The back cover looks a little too dark
to give a good idea of what the video is like.
Vito Gallo and Tate Ryder enter their log cabin for a getaway.
G: Tate has the funniest accent.
P: What do you expect from a guy named Tate Ryder?
G: I think he means “taint rider.”
P: It is not taking them long to get down to business.
G: They haven’t even gone down the stairs!
P: He’s choking on that pole.
G: Tate is so tattooed!
P: Ryder is being poked in the rear.
G: He better hold onto that railing.
P: Everything is wooden in that cabin. Don’t they need some cushions for the pushing?
G: Don’t worry, they are moving over to the pillows now.
P: That wicker furniture isn’t much better.
G: I do like Vito’s boner. It’s hard as a rock.
P: And it blows a load all over Tate’s stomach.
In the billiard room, Jordano Santoro and Brandon Jones play with their sticks.
G: This might be the most awkward conversation of the year.
P: It’s like they are speaking two different languages to each other.
G: “Do you want to get naked with me, Papi?”
P: I just want them to stop talking!
G: Jordano is pretty hot bent over that pool table though.
P: His last name is Santoro. Hope he’s not named after Rick Santorum.
G: Porn and politics don’t mix!
P: Jordano is playing it like he’s in pain and having pleasure at the same time.
G: He acts like he’s not a bottom very often.
P: I’m very confused by his performance.
G: They switched positions so seamlessly I didn’t notice he changed to a top.
P: That’s what I call a flip fuck.
G: That couch is sounding creaky.
Adrian Long and Sam Steel are bored of playing video games and decide to strip.
P: He definitely has a big joystick.
G: Do you think Adrian Long works out?
P: He’s sexy and he knows it.
G: His veins are popping out of his crotch.
P: That ottoman will never be the same after being used that way.
Johnny Venture is finishing up his shower in the next scene.
G: Johnny is a spitter.
P: Definitely not a swallower.
G: Ben Driver walks right in the bathroom to piss.
P: I guess the door was unlocked.
G: Make yourself at home…
P: Who does that a bed and breakfast?
G: When you gotta go, you gotta go!
P: Flushing the toilet flushes Johnny out of the shower.
G: The cold water made him run into the arms of Ben.
P: I’m a little jealous of Ben Driver’s rod.
G: Thick is not quite the word.
P: He can Driver down my back alley any time.
The last scene introduces Hayden Colby, with Jordano Santoro returning.
G: This is out on the party deck.
P: They needed some sun. Maybe a tan will do them good.
G: Santoro just spread eagle on the railing.
P: I hope he doesn’t fall over the balcony.
G: That would ruin the moment.
P: So many people are getting sick in Chicago with all of these weather changes.
G: We could all use a Cabin Retreat right now!
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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