Her Name Should be Changed to protect my innocence
www.ontippytoes.com
OK. I fully realize that the name ‘graysong’ sounds like I should be leading a lesbian drumming circle, but I’m a guy. In any case,
the perpetrator of this website is not me. The only thing I have in common with this ‘Graysong’ is three cats, but I’m sure mine are much sweeter and prettier. Submitted by Kirk
shirt Happens
www.tshirthell.com
Your one-stop shop for anti-social
cotton tees. Choose from among such heartwarming slogans as: ‘Michael Jackson did not molest those children. He made love to them,’ ‘Buddha is a fat bastard,’ and my personal favorite ‘What would Jesus Do (for a Klondike Bar).’ Submitted by Lars
Now You Know What They’re Really For
www.babysmasher.com
You’ve seen them in restrooms in
airports and malls. Unfortunately they are all mislabled as ‘Baby Changing Stations’ when what they really are is Baby Smashers. Now you can get
stickers to fix the mislabeling and to help ensure that these convenient infanticide devices are used properly in the future. Submitted by Rick
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