Kisses to cover girl Phoenix, aka Miss Gay Joliet, portrayed a la ‘I Wish U Heaven,’ Prince 1988. You know you’ll get the best out of a drag queen photo shoot when all her best girls are on hand to pose, preen and provide a towel. Check her out, and all her cohorts at the Purple Party this Saturday at Maneuvers. That should make DJ Sit-n-Spin happy. And as we all know, it’s all about making him happy.
Sad to see Mark at Jackhammer leave us on a jet plane. But what a send-off. Napkins everywhere! If you know Jackhammer on Creaoke nights, you know what I’m talking about. Endless love, Reynolds.
Can’t wait to get my Ketel One martini, complete with manicure at Hydrate on Tuesday night. Great idea! Look next week for a little photo exposé on the whole sordid affair.
Where was Stella after I trekked all the way out to Temptations just to see her? Did the fleet come in? Get off your fucking knees and call me, bitch!
Confidential to you-know-who at Touché—give a guy some warning before you jam your tongue down his throat. Not O.K.
Make sure you get to Bucks for their 2 day carnival. It’s for a great cause (DirectAid) and you can eat like a pig. A duet of pleasures!
kirk@windycitytimes.com