For starters, this from a concerned reader: I must say that I am totally offended by the Creaoke ad in the current issue of Nightspots. The depiction of a rabbit with a penguin (?) under a rainbow with a smiling sun is a complete misrepresentaion of the seperate lifestyles of these two creatures. Everyone knows that penguins and rabbits have nothing to do with each other and probably would not be smiling if they were put in the same room together. I am appalled at this ad and will boycott both Nightspots and Creaoke until futher notice.
Ha ha.
So it’s 3 a.m. and I have just returned from Fireball ’05. I must admit, I am not the type of Gay man who gets the whole circuit party thing. I’m down with the nudity and all, but it’s the music and dancing that aren’t my bag. If I ran Fireball, it would all be post-punk bands and cigarette smoke and shaggy Communist boys looking for a Bolshevik revolution, by which I mean sex with me. But I guess they know what they’re doing, and if it ain’t broke… . Fun was had by all and I got some amazing pix, as did Jerry.
Congrats to Takiya for snatching the Miss Heart of America Continental title at The Baton. Fierce competition never scared a bitch like Takiya. We all love you.
How do you like the new title? Just trying it on for size. It has become my standard greeting, as my face begins to sink into the Gay consciousness. My plan is working!
Bwa ha ha!
kirk@windycitytimes.com