Every Breath you take…www.breathcapture.comWhen Jeffrey Dahmer dined on his victims, he did it so they would become part of him and never leave. Pity BreathCapture.com wasn’t around back then. This place sells little glass vials so you can ‘capture the breath of a loved one or friend and keep them close. Forever.’ Imagine how much happier everyone would have been if Dahmer had just been able to get people to blow into a tube. Especially as he could have gotten chintzy ‘art glass’ vials to match each one’s personality. There’s a cute dog vial for Jamie, an exotic parrot vial for Curtis, a proud horse vial for Stephen, a red rose vial for Konerak…Apparently god does windowswww.davidsteele.com/usb_digital_bible.htmlBehold, the Holy Bible in keychain form. You know those little keychain USB fobs you can use to carry data from one PC to another? Well this is basically one of those puppies, encased in a genuine plastic, faux-Bible housing and loaded up with the full text of the Holy Book. The included software used to acutally read it only works under Windows, but don’t fret Mac users! You can always buy one, erase the contents and then load it up with the complete works of Aleister Crowley instead. Or maybe porn. Porn is always good.Hot Monkey Sockswww.sockit2me.comIt’s no secret that the staff here at WWWeird has a fondness for monkeys that borders on fetish, so it’s no surprise that the company AmEx started itching as soon as we saw SockIt2Me.com. Sock monkeys galore! It’s like the Vermont Teddy Bear Company of primate hosiery. We were particularly enamored with the ‘Spock Monkey,’ an item that is simultaneously creepy, cute, and geeky. The only thing better would be a Cthulhu Monkey, but we’re pretty sure you’d have to make that from a glove. (That may be the most esoteric joke we’ve ever cracked. Two people are gonna get it. Tops.)Take a Gander at thiswww.artworksmontana.com/pages/Dean-Adams-Birds.htmlDean Adams makes rather, ummm, adult ceramic birds. Wow! So that’s why he’s called ‘Big Bird’… and we thought it was just because he was so tall.How long do you think it will be before the Cease and Desist letter from The Children’s Workshop arrives?
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