Southern Pride: Boys in Heat, Raging Stallion
Pubert: Happy gay day! let your freak flag flow.
Groeper: I want to get finger painted like the cover of this video.
P: “Taste the Rainbow,” I am sure.
G: The back cover looks a little too paint-by-numbers, sex-wise.
The movie opens with two fellas cleaning a warehouse for a Pride float in Florida. Dallas and Scottie meet at a hotel room for a rendezvous.
P: Scottie is a loud kisser.
G: Those shorts are tacky.
P: Scottie has a nice Scooby snack for Dallas.
G: And it is shaved within an inch of its life.
P: See the Superman tattoo on his hipbone?
G: Cowboy Dallas is giving him the southern treatment.
P: This is a big double hotel room for single smoocher Scottie. He’s singing, “Sleeping single in a double bed.”
Meanwhile back at the Pride festival, more floats are being constructed in the warehouse.
G: Maybe I need to help out with the floats this year.
P: You only want to hook up with guys like these.
G: Well, float decoratin’ can’t pay too much, so why not a little lovin’ on the side?
P: I think you get paid with a sunburn at the parade.
G: These two are stripping naked on top of the float.
P: They’re going to crush the decorations.
G: Austin Wilde just wandered in after looking for his tools.
P: Don’t they see him in the corner?
G: I think they are a bit distracted.
P: If readers like the hat on backwards, fratboy type, this top is the one for them!
G: Austin looks like Puck from Glee with that close-shaved mohawk.
P: What a waste of Austin with only a jack off on the side.
G: It was a cumming cameo.
P: Speaking of cumming, it’s Krist Cummings in the next scene.
Dallas is back with Krist to inspect the float.
G: Dallas is heavily involved with the parade.
P: Maybe he is Grand Marshal.
G: He has a grand ol’ pole to wave.
P: And that pole on the float cannot be comfortable to be fucked on.
G: He’s using a towel as a cushion, but probably not enough of one.
P: Krist’s tattoos might be among the worst I have seen. It’s a hand-drawn smiley face.
G: Um, Krist can’t even finish writing his own name. Sebastian Keys arrives and joins in.
P: Dallas is working his way through the pride staff.
G: The pole came in handy. He’s a pole dancer and rider.
Austin’s back and is after Dustin at the parade. He confesses that he watched them during the float fuck.
P: Awkward! Who tells someone they were spying while they had sex?
G: Austin is on the move.
P: He is a man that gets what he wants.
G: Dustin and him are definitely hot together.
P: One color missing in the gay rainbow, white!
G: Can you imagine if there was a crayon called “white cum”?
P: That is catchy, but not one for the kids.
G: We could start an adult crayon line.
P: Well, everyone likes to color at any age.
G: Heyyy, I just noticed there is not paint in the video.
P: The cover is a little deceiving then.
G: But those “boys” were definitely “in heat!”
P: We should all be that proud and make a float.
G: Here’s a new slogan: “Get involved with the parade and get laid!”
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
G: Green thumb up the butt.
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