Attention People of Earth: Did you yearn for the days of Lost in Space and Attack of the 50-Foot Woman? Do you dream of life in an estrogen-based universe where the beings in charge are not unrepentant, p***y-grabbing, human dumpster fires who believe Viagara is a right and birth control is a sin? Do you love gravity-defying hair product? If so, head to Wild Women of Planet Wongo, a sci-fi spoof musical wherein women are on top and bumbling (male) astronauts are at their ever-loving mercy. It runs through July 14 at the Chopin Theatre, 1543 W. Division St.; $20-$40; PlanetWongo.com.